gayeskimos:

If you do not know what this picture is; let me inform you. In the late 50’s when abortion was completely illegal, women would resort to using household items to have a self-given abortion. These items included  bleach, wire hangers, and cleaning products.  So, would you rather save unborn cells, like the ones that come off your feet or body, millions at a time, or save a woman who might end up curing a life-threatening disease?  Do we really wanna step 60 years back?

gayeskimos:

If you do not know what this picture is; let me inform you. In the late 50’s when abortion was completely illegal, women would resort to using household items to have a self-given abortion. These items included bleach, wire hangers, and cleaning products. So, would you rather save unborn cells, like the ones that come off your feet or body, millions at a time, or save a woman who might end up curing a life-threatening disease? Do we really wanna step 60 years back?

(via half-is-stupid)

To my future wife…

supersmashkev:

lastofa-dyingbreed:

When I die I want you to mix my ashes in a bowl of chili, then eat it. Just so I can tear that ass up one more time

(via spaghettihos)

digg:

BREAKING: DISNEYLAND NO LONGER HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH

(via fiveghosts)

celestia:

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

(via orlandoshroom)

dirtyhipsterharry:

when u like the boy but ur friend is prettier so he likes her

(via orlandoshroom)

troyesivan:

nickywirefanclub:

this comment speaks to my soul

poetry

troyesivan:

nickywirefanclub:

this comment speaks to my soul

poetry

(Source: nickywires, via cupric-chloride)

adreianpayne:

yes hello we are open good morning

adreianpayne:

yes hello we are open good morning

(Source: 4GIFs.com, via ruinedchildhood)

fuckyeahexistentialism:

kids books, reimagined

(Source: awildhyzyappears, via half-is-stupid)

dekutree:

girls: spank me i’ve been naughty

me: its okay we all make mistakes 

(via ruinedchildhood)

shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

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